Title: Untitled
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: A lot of hints at NaruSasu
Rating: PG-13 at least - if you think it should be higher, please let me know.
Prompt: "Myth and Legend" for my au_bingo  card.
Word Count: 765
Warnings: Flippancy, at least a little crack, and the abuse of a beloved Norse myth
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

( “...Before we go in there, I have two questions,” Sasuke started, thoroughly annoyed. Naruto looked over at him expectantly, a huge, mischievous grin eating half his face. )